The 5 Cardinal Rules Of The New Homeless Rich – How To ‘Stick It’ To Society
What In The World?
A new innovation for the new rich – to live in a fashion never lived before – maintaining simplicity while having it all – our lives will never be the same.
Why Would I Want To Be Homeless?
Simply put, because being homeless is awesome. You get to go wherever you want without any ties. At any moment you can pick up and move everything you have to a whole new area of the world – you can eat at the finest restaurants, swim in the most beautiful oceans, hike the most magnificent trails, and do everything else that’s glorious.
In the past, homelessness was associated with lack, poverty, and sickness, but times have changed. New technology, the internet, and streamlined distribution make it possible to operate a successful business in any area of the world – while you are in any other area of the world. It is now possible to do, as the movie says:
Live Free Or Die Hard – The Freedom Of The Homeless Awaits:
So, being homeless, rich, and free, I thought I would show you the most important rules to square away before you venture out into the anti-society that has long awaited you.
Rule 1: Get a Van (sleeping in a tent gets old fast, and buses aren’t the funnest) – Have you ever realized that you can fit a full Queen sized bed in the average Cargo Van? The first rule of the Homeless-Rich is to live the life in style… Plus, if you ever want to move out of country, you can acquire a suitable new home (a.k.a. ‘van’) almost immediately in any area of the world. If you want to be popular and ‘Go Green’ you can get a diesel and do a ‘Ninja Upgrade’ and it will run on vegetable oil… No one will ever know, your on your way to homeless abundance.
Rule 2: Get a Gym Membership… or Stay in the Tropics. Let’s face it, most homeless people smell. The reason they smell is because they don’t shower. Gym membership = smelly problem solved, unlimited free showers. Some of the better gyms have places you can go all over the states, and even some out of country. If you live in Hawaii like me, you can shower at the beaches, although it’s a bit cold… Consider it the Rich Homeless man’s rent.
Rule 3: Be a Ninja. Let’s face it, you’re slightly more likely to get in fights if you’re homeless than if you’re not, so be prepared. The good thing is, most areas of the world have a good kung fu school, or if you’re into the Japanese – you could always study Ninjitsu. The world needs more Rich Homeless Ninjas.
Rule 4: Start a Mobile Business(NOT mobile phones, as in – it goes where you go). With the internet, the sky’s the limit. I operate a business I started for under $500 that ships products and has distributors all over the USA, and I can do it from anywhere that has a phone and the internet… Being a homeless rich person is cool. Starbucks becomes your office, the van becomes your home, and the world becomes your ‘Ninja Sneak Mission’. Have you ever gone on a Ninja sneak mission? I have. That’s because I’m homeless. (Not to mention rich.)
So there you have it. The four cardinal rules of the new ‘Homeless Rich.’ I’ll see you at the finest restaurants, swim with you at the most pristine beaches, and laugh as you go back to work, because I live where I am, free.
Life, as they say, is fabulous.
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Comments
Kairos Valdez
This is an amazing concept! I’ve never thought about living life this way. Homeless yet rich—it sounds so freeing! Thanks for sharing these tips, they are truly eye-opening.
Anonymous
While I agree with some of the points, I can’t help but feel skeptical. How sustainable is it to live this lifestyle long-term? Do you have any real examples of people thriving like this?
SusanR
This post has me thinking about my own life. I love the idea of freedom, but I’m curious about the financial aspect. How do you balance income and expenses without a permanent address?
MikeJ
To be honest, I’m not fully convinced by your argument. While the idea of freedom is appealing, there are significant risks involved, especially when it comes to healthcare and safety.
TravellingNomad
This post is incredible! David, it’s been a while since we’ve spoken. How have you been? I’d love to catch up and hear more about your travels and experiences.
EmilyT
Funny enough, I’ve been considering something similar! My husband and I are planning to downsize, and this idea of a mobile business is intriguing. Thanks for the inspiration!
Randy87
There’s actually a website called ‘NomadList’ that helps people live this kind of lifestyle. It’s a great resource for anyone interested in the ‘homeless rich’ concept!
ClaraW
I really appreciate your insights, David! I’ve learned a lot about simplifying my life while maintaining a high standard of living. I’ll definitely be applying these principles.
OliverG
Wow, this is such an eye-opener! I’ve always thought of being homeless as a negative, but you’ve flipped that on its head. I fully support your approach and appreciate the new perspective you’ve given me!
ErikaL
I’m really struggling to believe that being homeless could be glamorous. Are there any success stories or solid evidence to back up these claims? It seems a bit far-fetched to me.
DanielleM
This is such an interesting concept! I’ve always wondered how people manage to balance freedom with financial stability. Do you have any tips on managing a mobile business effectively?
RickS
Honestly, I’m not entirely sold on this idea. It sounds idealistic, but I think there are significant challenges that haven’t been addressed. What about health insurance, for example?
SamanthaH
Hey David! Long time no see. This post brings back memories from our old conversations about freedom. How have you been? Let’s catch up soon over coffee or maybe while hiking?
NinaB
I’ve faced similar challenges when trying to simplify my life. Reading this post reminded me of my own struggles to break free from the 9-to-5 grind. Thanks for sharing your thoughts!
MartinK
For anyone reading, there’s a great tool called ‘Work Nomads’ that could really help people achieve this lifestyle. It’s perfect for those wanting to live a free, mobile, and rich life. Highly recommend checking it out!
LucyF
This is amazing, David! I’ve learned so much about how to live free and maintain wealth at the same time. Thank you for the valuable lessons in this post!
