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Masturbating Puppy (cute video)

LOL.

This video has way more to do with succeeding online than you would think from the title…

(imagine that)

Enjoy:

(Leave me your thoughts below)

-David Wood

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JohnQuisenberry
JohnQuisenberry

Is that your puppy? Such a cute dog David.  I came across some great material for you and your pup to look over :)  mlmsumo.com/mlm-business-blueprint - I couldn't believe the power in it

karenmarrow
karenmarrow

You are freakin hilarious.  I can't believe how long I watch your videos.  Like a Letterman kind of thing.

Candice Moore
Candice Moore

Haha! That was funny! Really got my husband laughing out loud! We also caught our dog doing that but we laughed really hard that we forgot to take a video. Great job! :D

Corey
Corey

I like how when she saw the video she stopped.

Corey
Corey

hahahaha I love it!

Michael Olson
Michael Olson

A great quote from the movie parenthood when Keanu Reeves is talking with his girlfriends mother about her son Gary(Joaquin Phoenix) masturbating..."that's what little dudes do".

Richard Arblaster
Richard Arblaster

It's amazing how dave can keep a straight face, I love it :-)

Steve Bruce
Steve Bruce

I can't believe that watched this whole thing...guess I was waiting for the climax...lol Dave, you are just like a fertilizer salesman.........you know your shit!! Too funny

Sanna Hellström Kall
Sanna Hellström Kall

Actually David, the title and the video/issue is not really great! Someone I know actually left Empower Network partly when this video came out...........it sticks in the throat:( Be crazy and let us love you, but not this way.........:(

Brandi J Roberts
Brandi J Roberts

This was a quite a surprise to get this as an email! I had to open it! Thanks for the humor and leadership, Dave! Keep Rockin' it! Brandi J Roberts

Jordan 'Jomo' Molotsky
Jordan 'Jomo' Molotsky

I never would've imagined how profound this video would be from reading the title or watching the first 10 minutes...but WOW the last 20 minutes really brought it together full circle(jerk) :) LOL...thanks guys for the laughs and the epiphanies :))).

Paul Butler
Paul Butler

Awesome guys!! You guys are hilarious! A hunk of clay now that different but if you think about it we are all in love with and a part of the earth and clay is from the earth so. I call here mistress earth because mother earth is too freudian!! Keep on rockin brothers!! Paul Butler

Ian Bartley
Ian Bartley

Some heavy conversation about wanking. This "American Pie" thing must be real... lol.

John Donnelly
John Donnelly

Lmao, yo David, that's some funny shit, I've been the the stuffed toy, right up to about 2days ago and the dog (life) was giv'in it to me. Now I'm the dog (life) giv'in it to them. Can't wait to meet you in person, that conversation is going to be some funny ass shit.

Joey McKay
Joey McKay

Masturbating Puppy and I laugh, laugh, laugh. Thanks!

Tanisha Ajokatcher
Tanisha Ajokatcher

i was only laughing because Dave was but the puppy did not want to be filmed thats for sure! lol

Andrew Burong
Andrew Burong

Only the Wood bothers could "pull" off a video like this....

Pete Zafra
Pete Zafra

LOL! Nice one buddy. Thanks for the laugh. Cute dog.

Jane Selwyn-James
Jane Selwyn-James

My female coton de tulear does the same thing - mainly to visiting male legs! She looks so cute that they just let her get on with it! Ps your little dog has a yeast issue hence the staining/tearing eyes. If you want to know how to stop that then reply to me and I will give you the details of what is causing it and how you can change that. Jane Selwyn-James

Jan Pavlov
Jan Pavlov

:))))) Hi Dave! It is like a poor MLM newby working on a dummy "fantastic" business..

Larry Rivera
Larry Rivera

Great video! You just gave me an idea to swipe you rock!

Jesse Doubek
Jesse Doubek

HAHAHAHA! You guys are hilarious!!! Moral of the story is hump more clay and you will have way more confidence and success will follow... lol Take care guys! This proves you need to have fun when you're working and be real with yourself at times. If you guys get a chance share some of this stuff on our social network at: http://vshareit.com Later guys! Jesse Doubek

Shane Carpenter
Shane Carpenter

Your dog is a born exhibitionist. We think a lot alike Dave. It's good to hear someone with so much influence bringing no-holds barred, unadulterated realness and logic. "Willpower is always temporary." Stop feeling guilty for completely normal things that somebody deemed "wrong".

Melanie Hevel
Melanie Hevel

Wow, these geniuses have no idea what they are talking about and they are just embarrassing themselves. This female dog is not doing anything sexual whatsoever. When female dogs do this, and often male dogs too, they are creating dominance and establishing themselves in a power hierarchy. Anybody who knows anything about dogs understands this. Just because it looks the same as when a dog has sex doesn't mean it has anything to do with sex. Oral sex and eating look similar in that it's both doing something with your mouth, but they are totally separate and have nothing to do with each other.

Shawnita
Shawnita

Wow, fascinating... I agree, pent up sexual energy is never a good thing, and masturbation is a much better alternative to raping or molesting another human being. Although, i think that the puppy would have appreciated some privacy. She didn't look too comfortable being filmed, but at least she seemed satisfied afterwards. LOL You & Aki are crazy (good crazy).

Wralyn M Penick
Wralyn M Penick

Hahaha very true! Our hormones cause this surge of energy that strongly motivates us towards expressing sexual energy! It's perfectly natural and should be celebrated and acknowledged not demonized! hahaha Althogh I have seen/read about some monks that redirect their sexual energy up thru their body and use it to extend their life. Although this requires one to not have sex, its a tough trade off, but some say its worth it.

Douglas Alp
Douglas Alp

D'oh!! Caught in the act. Just look at her face when she realized she was going on Youtube. I will Not let my dog watch this. Yes I think she learned that from you Dave...hahaha You guys are sick!! That's why I love it!

michael
michael

Who says women don't masturbate?

Kimberly Flores
Kimberly Flores

Men! That is purely a dominance behavior, not self-gratification. Puppy sees the stuffed toy as a peer. Female dogs do this for that reason.

Camillia Mayas
Camillia Mayas

I hope she gets to come, (cum) otherwise it's cruel because she's frustrated and you should get her done.

David Wood
David Wood

Interesting - I sent you a message on Facebook - hit up my wife, Ashley Needles and let her know. She loves that little dog.

David Wood
David Wood

Melanie, if you really think that behavior is not sexual, you either didn't watch the video, or are acting out of some kind of pre-conception that has no basis in reality.

Jessica Rivera
Jessica Rivera

Amazing how the world of business has changed... WOW

David Wood
David Wood

Kim... Lol. Watch the video, and look at the dogs face - then say that's not self gratification. Whether it's healthy or not, that's another debate... but watch the video. Lol.

Cian Hogan
Cian Hogan

When you say another debate David , do you mean a ... mass-debate ? lol

Paul Butler
Paul Butler

LOL now thats what I'm talking about :)

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