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Is there Poop in your Pancakes?

So I woke up Friday morning, and headed down to the breakfast room in the Los Suenos resort in Jaco, Costa Rica (I go there sometimes to do webinars, if my internet is being funky at home and a bunch of people have paid for the trainings), and I ordered some pancakes.

Call me traditional, but I just love good pancakes – you know, the home-made kind, with butter, strawberries, blueberries, and maybe a tinge of whip cream.

This time, though, there was an un-expected ingredient in my pancakes.  You could barely even see it, and I only caught it because I lifted up the first pancake and made sure they didn’t gip me on the bananas and whip cream – but you LITERALLY wouldn’t believe what I saw in there.

I’ll leave it to your imagination, but my unwelcome surprise got me thinking – I wonder how many people let others put poop in their pancakes – and eat them anyways?

So I made a video, hoping that I can help you to live a better way – this is the first step, (not kidding), you’ve got to ‘take a dump’ and clean your business out – watch the video to learn more:

Is there POOP in your PANCAKES?

Lol. Be sure to hang around to the end of this one (if you can stand watching it).


To the TOP,

David Wood

P.S. I tried telling someone how funny this video was, but her response was “I don’t want to hear about a video that just talks about Poop!  I’m a girl, damnit!”  So if you don’t want to watch it either, that’s ok.  But I’ll warn you, you’re missing out – especially if you don’t hear the hit single at the end – “I don’t want any poop in my pancakes anymore…

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59 comments
SToTim
SToTim

Thank you for THIS video! It has changed something. Can't believe that there are some people who see you as an "evil" person. I believe always in the VALUE something brings to me. And that's a lot on your side! :-)

aleksbusiness1
aleksbusiness1

That was hilarious, Dave! And totally spot on.

 

James Umber
James Umber

That is the most BAD ASS video I've ever seen. It makes total sense, and yet it totally repulsive! YECH! But what a message. Man you amaze me!

Stu Johnson
Stu Johnson

David, That was the best poop singalong ever.

Shelley
Shelley

It's a good thing you make a lot of money in THIS industry. DO NOT let your wife watch the last part of this video...she doesn't want to know. LOL

Shelley
Shelley

Seriously the best rant on poop I've ever heard, next to my personal rant on my 20 month old sons poop issues. LOL Can't believe I really sat through this all. I needed a light hearted poop talk. LOL...I'm still laughing.

Thomas Rubas
Thomas Rubas

Hey David, First off - I'd like to say POOP! I learned alot from you to help me succeed; Don't wear a suit, grow my hair long and curly and move to Costa Rica so I can tell the American Government how I really feel about their society that they created. Didn't we flee from the Queen and create The Declaration Of Independance for the same reason our Government is treating the American people today? By the way, You're definately NOT CRAZY - it would take alot more effort! I was also wondering - Were you ever struck by lightening? Thanks again... OH YEAH, If you ever want to get rid of that stupid plastic money I will send you my mailing address - I can only burn a couple of boxes full per day though so don't send too much at once...

Thomas Rubas
Thomas Rubas

Hey David, First off - I'd like to say POOP! I learned alot from you to help me succeed; Don't wear a suit, grow my hair long and curly and move to Costa Rica so I can tell the American Government how I really feel about their society that they created. Didn't we flee from the Queen and create The Declaration Of Independance for the same reason our Government is treating the American people today? By the way, You're definately NOT CRAZY - it would take alot more effort! I was also wondering - Were you ever struck by lightening? Thanks again...

Joe
Joe

Dude the poop song is priceless!

Saqib Khan
Saqib Khan

You rock with the rants David! Lol. Instead of saying "you think I'm full of crap" you should have said "you think I'm full of POOP" it would have added to your number of times you said it in the video lol but thanks for taking the time out to create and share this. Taking a handful of poop and throwing it on other people and into their lives is definitely not the way but unfortunately will continue to happen. That ending was just awesome dude. Some hilarious stuff lmao. This was just another video which shows why you brother, are real unique. Keep rocking man and I wish you continued success! *2 thumbs up* :-)

John Russo
John Russo

That my friend is right up there with a jimi Hendrix classic!

Jeff Radke
Jeff Radke

That was the truth!! Your are one Awsome Dude!! The POOP song at the end PRICELESS!! Thanks Jeff

Mike Anderson
Mike Anderson

HAHA....>OMG....I hate to admit it...but I guess it's true......ok....cleaning that skillt out real good now....haha....Thanks DAVID.

Grahame Brown
Grahame Brown

Always love your rants david thanks for sharing!

Tracy
Tracy

Hey David. How did you attach your camera to your car so it stays still while recording? I think it's bullshit too btw. :) T

Nate Bianco
Nate Bianco

Dave, this was freaking awesome. Was laughing my ass off. But great content. For the last 6 months I've been doing things my way and have been earning more and more, but that little voice keeps popping back in my head, "but if you don't do this or do that you'll never get to that level you desire." Then I watch your video, law of attraction maybe? Anyway, good stuff and SCREW the idea that you have to fit in a certain box to be successful. You rock my friend! ~Nate

Tawn Snmith
Tawn Snmith

Awesome video David!!! How the hell were you recording yourself? Was the camera on a tripod in the passenger seat? You are one KRAZY ASS INDIVIDUAL and I hope to meet you in person one day....LOL

Bennett Watson
Bennett Watson

Great video David. The biggest problem in our industry is the concept of competition. I get so tired of hearing my products are better then yours, we have the best comp plan blah blah. When you compete your saying there is lack. If we actually worked together as an industry instead of individual companies there would be exponential growth for network marketing as a whole.

Julian
Julian

This was really good, I totally LAMO @ the "sucks balls" comment. I like your message and your passion. I think an Austrian economist would disagree with your definition of economics... Did you ever go back and count the number of times you said "poop"?

Wendy Elwell
Wendy Elwell

very interesting and inspirational. Thanks for sharing and being real!

Liam Davis
Liam Davis

You're awesome dude!“Poop”, “Sucks balls”, “Bullsh*t” and terrible singing all wrapped up into one amazing message. Love it, Love it, Love it.

Angela Moore
Angela Moore

HAHA! This is an amazing message :) I didn't realize how much poop was actually in my pancakes - you get a lot more done when the poop is gone! lmao

Alden E Witte
Alden E Witte

Very profound my brother. It's like buying a Subway franchise and deciding to sell poop pancakes instead of what has been working all along. Subs. Love ya bro!

Steve Jaffe
Steve Jaffe

I am borderline speechless at how awesome yet simultaneously retarded that video was. Another incomparable DW gem of creativity, wit and marketing brilliance.

Jeff Coleman
Jeff Coleman

Wow! It's really hard to say anything else that. Here's one guy that makes you think. Through his humor, there's some wisdom. Honestly, how many of us thought for many years that working the "9 to 5", in the cell that we call a cube was not the way to live but were a afraid to change it... or didn't know we could change it until we discovered network marketing?

Kris Darty
Kris Darty

Wow Dave you are simotaneously the biggest dork and the coolest Guy I know : ) and that was the stupidest yet most liberating song I can ever remember hearing. LOL I'm still looking for a buy button ; ) in case you are confused about what I'm saying. From me that is a compliment. 100,000/month making videos about eating crap LOL this is too cool : ).

Ann Schierling
Ann Schierling

Dude, I'm EXHAUSTED just watching this video! But hilarious...and good point. :)

Lisa
Lisa

The ending is absolute hilarity...truly did LOL..at your singing..still lmbo..at you David..

Krystle
Krystle

Dave - loved the message! Too funny your awesome! Have a great one. Krystle

Sandy
Sandy

Great Video!

Scott Manesis
Scott Manesis

Hey Dave, Man every time I watch one of your videos you get me cracking up. Dude, I don't want any poops in my own pancakes either. You are right, I didn't get in this business to do technical support. That's why I hired MLSP to do my team internet marketing training and make my sales funnels duplicatable. Keep on rocking on you crazy dude! ~Scott Manesis

Darlene Stewart
Darlene Stewart

Hi David I did watch and I was eating dinner at the time It did make me think about what you said, a very creative subject matter! and the song Well what can I say.

Marty
Marty

The song at the end is great... Great video! Love it, Thanks for sharing it

Ricky Smith
Ricky Smith

This is the best Rant I have ever heard from you Dave, and I have heard a lot of them. By the way , love the singing at the end, I can't wait untill the album is on sale. Keep up the motivation and keep the authentic value coming, thanks and we all appreciate you.

Fabiola F Murphy
Fabiola F Murphy

omg! That was the greatest song EVER! Love you Dave, your awesome...freakin hilarious.

David Wood
David Wood

My 'passion for poopless pancakes' really comes through there, doesn't it?

David Wood
David Wood

Ha ha. Thanks man ;) I think so too...

Alden E Witte
Alden E Witte

Poop in my pancakes is one thing, but in my sushi too!!!!!!

Ania Kubicki
Ania Kubicki

there was a whole thing about Japanese scientists changing human poop into food today on the newswires... I guess that's the trend today.... :)

David Wood
David Wood

Lmao. This is my favorite video ever dude - love it. -dave

David Wood
David Wood

lol. get that poop out of your pancakes dude!

Brian Esbaugh
Brian Esbaugh

didn't know you are a fellow Canadian, eh!?! lol your best rant so far David...and there have been some truly awesome posts. Sometimes we just need a little "permission" to do the things we know deep down are the correct paths for us to take...

David Wood
David Wood

Marty - wasn't that flippin sweet?

David Wood
David Wood

you're awesome ricky - keep rocking it ;)

Marty
Marty

Yes it was sweet, Hmmm.. I see a videos of MLM Songs by David Wood in your future. "MLM Rants" By David Wood Featuring #1 Earner Hits such as: "Is there poop in your Pancakes" " Buy Everything" "The Story of a man in Costa Rica" " Leaving a vacation.... to take a vacation" Thanks for all you do Marty

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